911: what is your emergency
me: straight people keep giving me their opinions
athousandwords-forlove: I’ve been out of the game for so long that idk when someone is interested or just being nice.
cosmic-philanthropy: melodyquill: the-strider-strudel: dreamofserenity626: nooby-banana: you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y YOU CAN WALK DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY D I A G O N A L ...
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
Why I like being a lesbian.
imsuchafagg0t: Girls are so fucking sexy. You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill. If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis. Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours. When they bite their lip… You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated. A girl’s skin is always so soft. Again, boobs. And...
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
Reblog if you are a single Lesbian!!!!
inseptica: shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
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Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like